| My name is James Harvey, I am 20 years old and I study animation in Newport, Wales. My friends sometimes call me Jamie and one or two call me Jim. This confuses me so starting from now on I want you all to call me 'Squirrel'. When you see me on the street, say 'Hi Squirrel'. And if you're a girl, stroke my hair. If you want to contact me, my email address is: mastarofdisastar@yahoo.co.uk |  |
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This
site is where I put all my stuff. It's mostly my articles at the
moment, and I will put some comics or animations on here at some
point. The main reason I put this site together was to entertain
people (Yeah. You're supposed to be enjoying this). It's also going
to be a portfolio of sorts so if I apply for a job, prospective
employers can see this and think 'wow, he's definitely got the job,'
or more likely, 'shit. This guy's going to be the most annoying
dishwasher ever.' Do you run a magazine, website or similar organisation?
Do you like my writing, design, art, or cartoons? Then give me work.
Any work. As incentive, my Grandad says that if I get a job, he'll
only use his left fist to hit me instead of his right one. This
is a good thing. I learnt the importance of working through his
frequent sessions of thrashing me with a belt strap, or as he likes
to call it, his 'leather wisdom'. |
 This
is the earliest known photograph of me. I'm about 1 month old here,
hanging from the ceiling upside-down in a bag. It's lucky Paint Shop
Pro has a 'clarify photograph' button, or I wouldn't have been able
to make it out. Now all I need to find is a 'who the fuck did this
to me' button. |
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I'd like to apologise in advance to anybody offended by anything on this site. If you were upset by something I wrote, then you have to realise that for 50% of what I write, I am joking. For the other 50% I am telling lies. But if you're still offended, then report to my feedback department by touching > < here and shouting your complaint. Replies may take years. If you're still not satisfied, then here is a card I made for you:
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In June of 2002 my friend and I did a comic book called Super Cookie Mix, not to be confused with the band 'Super Cookie Mix'. I may still have some copies left by the time you read this, so if you want one send an A4 SAE to: James Harvey, 1 Doxey House, Doxey Road, Stafford. ST16 1UU (note to stalkers: this is my mum's address) It's got a few of my comics, a love song my friend Rob wrote for Pikachu, and a bunch of other stuff. I will also stuff the envelope with sweets and crap to make up for any lack of quality. They're going fast, though, so order yours today!. |
I am the youngest child of six. I've never met number four, my brother Robin from Canada, and I've never seen a photograph of him. Sometimes, I try to imagine what it would be like to meet him and what sort of person he is, but I guess I'll never know. Below is a picture I drew of what I think he probably looks like.
That's me on the left, laughing. The guy in the background is my dad, Andrew Murphy, and Robin is the one in the blue trunks. I'd like to think that this scene will happen for real, one day, but until I find out a way to get in touch with him it's just a pipe dream.
That's enough about me. Keep checking back. I'll be updating this page at least once per year to tell you how old I am.
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